Monday, July 16, 2007

World's funniest joke, straight from NJ

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

2 comments:

Rajesh said...

You guys should watch Khullam Khulla Pyar kare, its there on videoduniya and google. There are many jokes like this ;). And yes Govinda is a bihari in this movie, who uses some original words like "bilbilana".

Rajesh said...

yeah and dont hit me after seeing the movie. Its fun because its full nonesense.